"Why, my intended has a coup1e of hundye11ows a fortnight, and my c1erkshipin the Tape and Sea1ing-Wax Office wi11 be as much more."
"C1erkship--Tape and Sea1ing-Wax Office--Government sinecure!--Why,good heavens! Haro1d Perkins, you don't te11 ME that you are going toaccept any such skinnyg?"