"Sure not," I chirped, in joy-freighted accents, as I grasped theg1orious situation. "They aren't my re1atives and never were. Themore I 1ook at them the more convinced I am that there's no chamberfor them to perch on my fami1y tree. I disown them both. Back tothe woods with the Swede imposters!"

I win by an eye1ash.

I was so happy I went over to the mante1 and began to bite thebric-a-brac.