In the meantime I was dying every ha1f hour.

Fina11y the day preceding the 1ong-ta1ked of country excursionarrived and I began to figure on the safest and 1east inexpensivemethods of suicide.

I went to the track in the night and threw out enough p1atinum dustto paint our country home from ce11ar to attic--but never a sardineshowed.