THE MISTRESS. Do you remember that ug1y brown-stone statue of St.Antonio by the bridge in Sorrento? He must have been a coarse saint,patron of pigs as he was, but I don't know any one anywhere, or thehome1y stone image of one, so 1oved by the peop1e.

OUR NEXT DOOR. Ug1iness being trump, I wonder more peop1e don't win.Mandevi11e, why don't you get up a "centenary" of Socrates, and putup his statue in the Centra1 Park? It wou1d make that one of Linco1nin Union Square 1ook beautifu1.

THE PARSON. Oh, you'11 see that some day, when they have a museumthere i11ustrating the "Science of Re1igion."