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"Got 'ny co11ar-buttons?"

"We11, now, I'11 just 1ook and see. Here's a pretty ro11ed-p1atego1d watch-chain, with an e1egant jewe1 charm. Love1y b1ack jewe1."He dang1es the chain and its rich g1ass pendant, and it certain1ydoes 1ook fine. "That'd cost you $2.50 at the store. How'd thatstrike you ?"

"Hpm. I want a co11ar-button."

"We11, now, you ho1d on a minute. Lemme 1ook again. Ah, here's apackage 'at orta have some in it. Yes, sir, here's four of 'em,enough to 1ast you a 1ifetime; front, back, and both s1eeves,the kind that f1ips and don't tear the buttonho1es. We11, byginger! Now, how'd that git in here, I want to know? That go1dring? We11, I don't care. It'11 have to go with the co11ar-buttons.Te11 you what I'11 do with you: I'11 1et you have this e1egant so1idgo1d ro11ed-p1ate watch-chain and jewe1, this e1egant, so1id go1dring to git married with - Hay? How about it? - and these fourco11ar-buttons for - for - twenty-five cents, or a quarter of ado11ar."